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Volume 1977 Issue Number 17 195-1122

Amazing Chadworth Receives Anguished Message from Beyond!

The Tattler's own psychic, the Amazing Chadworth has come forward with shocking new information on the fiery end of Jeffrey Hamilton, mere weeks after the Rhylanor man died in agony while the flames rose around him.

"It is not uncommon for some one who has died a sudden and violent death to become confused, disoriented on their path to the other side", Chadworth explains. "The fact that this young man had such a troubled life makes his death all the more tragic and incomplete; this is not the first time I have been contacted by one of these lost souls, and I am sure it will not be the last."

The Amazing Chadworth goes on to tell us that "the deceased in this case especially was left with the burden of a terrible guilt. Guilt over the damaged relationship with his family, the pain he caused them throughout his life, and now in his death. Jeffrey has asked me to act as a messenger, a conduit so to speak, to enable him to gain closure and peace with this world, so that he can pass on to the next."

Chadworth has sent word to the Hamilton family, conveying the wishes of their late son to make contact one last time. Watch for future updates on this touching story.

Help Name Kitty's Litter!

Local bad girl rocker Kitty Bitch, and her husband, rocker, filmmaker, and porn star Behrel dom Camreal are expecting four, count 'em four little bundles of heavy metal joy any day now! And with all the details and concerns of new parents-to-be, they're going to need all the help they can get. That's where YOU come in! Kitty has asked the Tattler's loyal readership to come up with suggestions for baby names for the soon to be released quartet, rumored to be all boys (but girl's names should be sent in as well, just in case). So e-mail in your list of possibles, to the Tattler's special mailbox: hereKitty@tattler.com!